...and now we're getting back to our regularly scheduled programming. PLUS: guess which bitch is moving to DC this weekend? HINT: IT'S THIS BITCH. As soon as I hit post, I'm going to go downstairs and get my pack on. It's a suitcase move, but still.

In the meantime, please enjoy:

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And they say America will never embrace soccer. Okay, maybe we won't clasp it to our bosoms like football and baseball and hockey. But still.

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( and here, of course, is the famous goal )

From the YouTube page:

LUCKY'S STORY: I was at a wedding reception at the Roosevelt on Hollywood Blvd. and there was a commotion outside. Some crazy lady was dragging a THREE week old puppy on a leash (trying to sell him), it was cold out and this puppy should have still been under his mother's belly. This appeared to be a sympathy scam so she ( Read more... )

Hey, I just wanted to say that I know I'm sort of checked out right now, but I've got several proverbial balls in the air. And I feel like a bit of a failure because I haven't finished alchemise's True Blood fic or Teufelshunde. But there's some RL business that really needs to be handled first. Sorry. Here's a video to make your ovaries dance.

Happy Friday!

Wait, no, that's not it...Happy Friday!

WAIT WAIT I'VE GOT IT NOW.

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Also, if you have a moment, please think good thoughts for the wedding tonight. I'm afraid Mom of Groom is going to burst into tears during the ceremony and not in a joyful way. My family? We're pre-gaming the wedding. Not even my idea.

I miss you, UW! Although I bet it's still rainy as hell up there. *sigh* These are my nerds.

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PS: this is totally going to become a thing.